Old pervert lol. Brings back memories. Often thought of telling this story but held back...but what the hell. Back in the 90's we used to meet up with another family on a campsite in France every year. I used to get on really well with the other guy and we indulged in some serious drinking. We were the only English on site but had a great rapport with a lot of the French who also came year after year. The days consisted of petanque and beer and the evenings consisted of bar-b-ques and beer until we collapsed at night in our respective beds. One year, about three parts through the holiday, my wife turned round and said 'I just thought of what you can get me for Xmas'. Confused as to why she was thinking of Xmas I said 'What?'
'A vibrator for all the use you've been to me this holiday'
Well, December came and with this in mind I thought I'd have a bit of a laugh and toodled into the local Private shop to buy her a Xmas prezzie. Walked in, started perusing the products and I suddenly became aware that all the other customers were young couples and I was a middle aged man on his own. Old pervert...got the T-shirt. There is more to the story I may tell another night.