DO POP IN PUB. ALL ARE WELCOME

Well; the Daphne & I have opened all our presents, now wot do we do with them,
Got so many boxes of chocolates that me cholestrial will go up like a rocket if i eat them all. got another new full sleeved cardigan from her family, don't matter how many times i tell em that i never wear long sleeves on me pullovers.
Tins of biscuits galore, but i only eat one kind, so outside in the conservatory that lot go. Tell them i dont want any presents but like talking to a brick wall. Ho Ho Ho Hum humbug.
(Miserable barsteward you are to be sure BJ, ................ Ed).