DO POP IN PUB. ALL ARE WELCOME

Afternoon all,Bj,it's tiffin time what's on offer today? The herd are looking for some fare and cousin luigi is looking for his bus fare,Italian Tony is coming back,with a new fiddle....sorry violin.I would like to take this occasion to remind ALL the directors of this 'ere hostilery that,there is a requirement that you must be properly attired at this time of year in the obligatory black pants,red coat and red wee willy winky hat,with bobble (meeting B.S. 5983,ISO 3420 standards) of which must be white.This is known as the insanity clause and MUST be complied with.This year,arrangements have made to vary the clase and as such high heeled boots and sequins can be worn,Jak take note,also it will be incumbent on River to make sure any variancies on this clause have been complied with.