A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well,
that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any
of you think you have seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has
anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's
fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The
professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shit ... From way back thar I thought you said
"Goats."
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