An irate ex husband contacted Archie the assassin & asked him to kill his ex wife, but as he had had an expensive divorce he could only afford £1. His wife would be at the supermarket at 4-p m on Thursday, wearing a red dress & driving a red car.
Archie turned up at the supermarket at 4-p m but there were two ladies with red dresses & red cars, so he strangled both of them. Than the police captured him & all the evening papers had the following headlines.
" Archie chokes two for £1 at Tescos"