DO POP IN PUB. ALL ARE WELCOME

Afternoon all,Bj,don't worry about the mess in this pub,cooking fat's aunt,Marge,will be in a little later,she'll get everything ship shape and bristol fashion. A warning to ALL incumberts of this 'ere hostilery: The band have started their annual Haggis hunt,supported by chuck up Jeff,ralph, eric and giles.Keep away from the back door as you will be liable to be run down and possible slobbered and nibbled.They will be going armed to the teeth.Don't go looking for trouble,cooking fat is in hiding in his shelter ( he tries to avoid his aunt marge).