DO POP IN PUB. ALL ARE WELCOME

Fagy;
Afraid its up to Jonc & Gonzo to keep the bar in a good state of repair, & Jonc is with his mother inlaw at the moment. maybe i should get this mother in Law round to do the cleaning. Don't think its advisable to put cooking fat on your feet, cos when you take him off, you would have no feet left.
The rolly pollies are only hired for their ability to do lap dancing, & i'm blowed if i want any of them in my lap.
Still, if you look in the header, i have hired a new cook, & she is first class at 'Cooking your sock'.