Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other & says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine & coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet & pee down my leg to prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed & my wife STILL wakes up & yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him & says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
ass & shout, "WHO'S HORNY!?"......she acts like she is asleep every time."
Thus stock quotes
Thus stock charts
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