Who was the abusive boy racer driving around outside the pub in his skyline last night? Totally ruined the flowerbeds I was sleeping in, theres tyremarks all over the gaffe - he should be langbarred...
What a lovely Xmas eve! After a brief sojourn into the village, I was lucky enough to be red carded at the 2nd worst club in England - Winkers Farm at Chalfont St. Peter. This morning I can see the doorman's point of view but at 3am last night I just wanted in and he was so plainly in the way...
Right then! Off to the Poachers in a bit and then around to a foolish young lady's house. He he he - how lucky we were to 'bump' into each other at this sharing time of year.
Stock pick for next years pubfolio has to be NTX. I'll know by January what's happening but if it doesn't come good this year, it ain't gonna ever. I'll take fifty seven washers worth please BJ and a festive pint of good green Sella.