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>A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex in quite some time.
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>She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to
seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
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>So she went to see him.
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>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."
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>The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odderside of room."
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>Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
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>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she
>did.
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>Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.
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>You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat's why you not haf
>sex or dates."
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>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
>Zachary Disease?"
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>Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look ed zachary like your ass.