Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates. In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said,
"you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get
into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second
man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, "They’re bells”. Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates. The third man started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man
replied.............they are........have a guess!
Thus stock quotes
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