LOL! You know my kids and grandkids think I am an old fogey, all think anyone over 50 has always been like that, and that they(the kids) invented sex.
Sometimes tempted to tell them graphically about when I was between 17 and 25, playing in the groups. There was no AIDS/HIV then, the worst you could get was a dose of the clap (Which the special clinic cured with a dose of penicillin). Had more one night stands then hot dinners. If I did tell them, they would be horrified, nothing worse than kids/grandkids imagining their parents having sex!