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A man on a business trip to Japan, his hosts were polite and very accomodating, all his desires were met, good food, entertainment etc... even yes a stunning young lady to amuse him at night...He was very plewased with the reactions of this lady, (she could not speak English) during sex she would shout out "yakatara" "yakatara" "yakatara" He was thinking this is obviously an honourable saying in Japanese and indeed a compliment... The MD of the company he was trying to do busness with invited him to a round of golf the next day.. In the morning he was feeling very pleased with himself as the night had been as good if not better than the previous one, she was shouting even louder "Yakatara" "YAKATARA". So Off he went for the round of golf with the MD who he wanted to impress. All went well, he was winning by a stroke at the 9th, thinking to himself he must lose but lose in a way that the MD would not realise. They got to the 10th par 3 The MD took a swing, thumped the ball and it went straight onto the green and disapeared down the hole. The man was extactic The MD was over the moon The man thought to himself ahhh and he shouted at the top of his voice "YAKATARA" "YAKATARA"......... The Japanese turned round on him with a very severe face and said.................














"What you mean wrong Fu****g hole.......................

I'll get me coat...