DO POP IN PUB. ALL ARE WELCOME

(Idle thoughts)
Wonder if the 'Big Duck' has cooked his goose for Christmas.
How many lurkers, read this thread without putting their names in the pub.
Could Jak really be a sit down comedian?
Can just imagine him coming onto the stage with a chair & saying;
'I only have four minuites, so you lot talk amongst yourselves whilst i read the paper'.
Does Trish ever get upset, when Jonc uses her cooking pot to make Bio Desiel in.
Used to know some blokes in Shell;
They used to come in to work at 10, then have three hours for lunch, & go home at 4.
Knew one bloke that resigned because he said he never had to do anything,
& working for Shell was like taking money under false pretenses. Mind you, his office was a palace in the Shell building in London.
Wonder if FFP's horse & cow shit smells, or whether it has beeen weathered.