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FFP - quite likely jonck has the book.

"Good morning madam"

"What age of reading are you catering for?"

"Well Hazel is four, quite advanced for her age, what would you suggest?"


"I have a great book on farting, tits, and dogs shagging each other on village greens, very useful for a rounded education."


"BE GONE you foul man - Headmistress? Headmistress? This man is trying to befoul my darling daughter."
Faints away..............................