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Armed with the patented camel toe preventer these citizens on patrol would work to battle the infamous camel toe. Crotch compliance would be immediate for violators. No fine would ensue simply an embarrassing public scolding and the fee of the camel toe preventer. The new workforce would spawn a new consciousness in our generation: and think of all the new jobs! Instead of just watching traditional C.O.P.s on the tube there would be an excellent spinoff , Camel toe cops. Live footage of perpetrators blushing in front of America. The question is ... what's the new theme song going to be? Inner Circle just doesn't seem to fit...