Did you own Huntingdon shares?

Lol!!


Ripper, the steam roller joke made me laugh out loud, so now I feel a bit stupid in the hotel reception.




Neo, I did accompany the picture with text, but maybe it didn't work?


He's one of the friends I'm out here with.

The lady he's with is his current 'long time' lady. I.E more than a quick half an hour 'short time' lady.

We were in a bar last night and she started to stroke my leg under the table.

I then, decided to run for it.
He's a really good bloke, a nice man, but really seems to love her to bits.

If the leg rubbing would of continued, and he'd of seen it, he'd of battered me.

He's 3 times my size, and seems to get into more fights than your average chap.

He always seems to win, so the odds are stacked against me.
I think people see him as a challenge.

The "I'm not scared of you for being that big" sort of attitude.

As I say, he's a nice bloke, but not someone I'd like to get into a fight with.
and after all, he's my friend, so I'm not about to let her do that behind his back.

I saw a 'toot toot taxi' go past today with 'Rabbit beach resort' written on the side.

I had to go and have a look.

Unfortunately there was no huge 'welcome to.......' sign, so the picture of the leaflet was the best I could manage.

I didn't stay long, as watching men be with other men in a sexual way is not really my bag.


I, and I'm gonna savour this...........I, am taking the receptionist out tonight at 11.30 when she finished work.

I've talked her round, and she seems quite keen now.

She's only about 22, but with my tan, I look so sexy I don't think she wants to miss out.


I had a lady phoning my room last night/this morning at 4.00 a.m saying " I want to sleep with you Richard".*

I'd spoken to her earlier, and did my funky stuff by chatting her up.

The 10 pounds I'd given her was purely incidental?

I'm off.

I'm hot as hell, and hot to trot.

All the best.


Regards,

Rabbit.

P.S
Nice picture Serene, as if you didn't already know.


*'Richards' reserve the right to change names at any time.