Did you own Huntingdon shares?

Also, while I'm here, as I'm going nowhere feeling this rough.............


What's the ladyboy thing all about then?

There's bloody loads of them here, and no, I haven't been caught out.

But the one by the pool, the one with the boyfriend I mentioned the other day.

He, the man looking one, is a big muscular body builder poser type, and also looks like a right tw8t.


She (or he, but you get my drift) looks like a stunning lady. Big tits. Nice face, just with a voice like mine after a shouting match.

So, if he is gay, what's he doing with a woman looking thing?
and if he's not gay, why not get a real Thai lady?

Christ a bloody live, Thailand's not short of women, so why's he with a ladyboy?


She keeps looking at me, and I don't know what to do.

If it had a beard I'd belt it.
But I must say, If I were in a nightclub in England, after a few drinks, I'd shag the f8cking arse off it.

Then, run off with the t1ts.


I'm off to feel sorry for myself.
Mad really, as rough as I feel, I could do with 'knocking one out'.

I aint writin 'doo with knocking one' out Scuba.

A joke's a joke, but there are boundaries!


The lady on the P.C next to me just got a call warning of aftershock earthquakes perhaps even bigger than the last.

I don't know if the person who phoned her is for real, as I only overheard it, but last one to the airport's a rotten egg.



Rabbit