'Movebacktomanchester' has to be jeff.
He's the only person stupid enough to spell 'Greg' with two bloody 'g's.
Hello, my name's Ricchard, I live in Readding?
Stupid twat.
Serene, need I say it regarding your new offerings?
You have a brilliant imagination, and a great skill to go with it.
Kiss me Serene, and we'll say no more about it.

Neo, Ripper, and all other dirts amongst the HTD contingent.
I, am a bad man.
I took that lady back to my room again last night, just to let her see the view from the 7th floor balcony.
I then gave her a massage, which I thought was bloody generous of me under the circumstances of the usual Thai way.
I charged her the equivelant of.........10 pence for the pleasure.(including oil I myself had purchased).
She payed me, which made my heart melt.
Following the heart melting episode, my penis then became just about as large as it gets, and it then disappeared inside her.
I'm usually a man of my word, and it should not of happened, but it's done now, and I'm not going to cry over my spilt milk.
I watched her play with herself for maybe 10 minutes, then I could take no more.
I'm just a big softy at heart, and I need to toughen up.
russ, what you need to do is slim down.
I'll harden up russ, if you promise to watch those calories.
Heart disease kills more people per year than starvation does in jeff's world, so you take care.
Like I really give a sh1t about you two w8nkers anyway.
That about wraps it up for now.
The lady behind reception wants me, I can see her looking.
In the words of airplane 2 the movie:
"she's asking for it, they're all asking for it, all of the time"
Neo, if you received my text, I was told last night we may be in for it here.
I would of thought I'm too far away, but apparently we may get an aftershock wave?
my hotel's lovely.
Sea views, the works.
It's also nice due to the fact it's upright.
All the best to you know who.
Love
Rabbit
P.S
If you look at the picture, you'll notice I'm looking less than happy, and looking away.She has a german chap who doesn't like her talking to anyonwe else, so I had to keep one eye on that miserable w8nker.