Did you own Huntingdon shares?

Hey John Peel darlin, I'll do the honours with your large horn
if you want...one eyed snipers R us dear, so look no further.
You don't want to mess with those girls luv, they only spell trouble for boyzzz like us!

By the way, that e-mail you sent me, that wasn't a pic of your large
horn was it? My mate Sean said it was either the wrong
pic you'd sent or it was the right pic but should have
gone to 'That's Life' for their funny veg spot.

Luv ya loads queen,
BdB