Hands up who wants to know what I've been up to today.
Some would say I've done nothing all day.
Some would say I never do anything any day.
If I do nothing, then I'm surely doing something, as even nothing is something, but if I do something more than a usual 'nothing', then am I doing something more than I usualy do? Or is the fact that nothing is something confusing the issue?
Anyway, I'm off for a bath in a minute, which is doing something for sure, though some would say it's doing nothing, which brings me back to my point about nothing being something.
So, just to recap.........
I've done something all day, which is unavoidable (see above comments), and now I'm doing this, but now I'm going to have a bath and do that instead.
Later on I shall be experiencing different degrees of nothingness, in various different insignificant places.
What a sh1t life eh 2005.
I'm sure you and your sultana gang agree with me?
The only time nothing is nothing, is when you work for your uncle all week, and he pays you f8ck all, but you don't care.
Then 2005, then, nothing really is nothing.
I suppose that type of nothing is still something?
Maybe an insult?
I dunno, ask your mum, I'm getting confused now.
Rupes.