Thank feck Christmas is over and we can all start looking forward to relaxed normality.
I hate being told to laugh when everyone else does, to drink when everyone else does and to tolerate drunken bonhomie when everyone else is.
"Where's you Christmas Spirit" asks the drunk who has just belched in your face. These poor people, who engage like trained rats, in the same activities year in, year out, hoping christmas will cast a ray of sunshine into their dull and dreary lives can go feck 'emselves.
I hope everyone has a good year.