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Afternoon.



Rupert's ...................*top tip/thought*.......... for the day...............


If you think the after life's possible, and spirits are all around you, as some people do, what happens when you get jiggy with mr Biggy when your on your own?

Do the spirits look away?
Do they leave you to it?

Or does your old nan and grandad hover over you discussing what a 'dirty donkey' you are?

I try not to think about it, but I have to admit, it's crossed my mind.


Try not to let it cross your mind the next time you do have a little fiddle, and try not to think of me posting this, as then you'll be thinking of me, and dead relatives.


Christ, it'll take forever to 'finish the job' with all that on your mind.


On christmas morning I received a text from a married lady I've shafted a few times.
I've posted about it on here. Not my ex brother inlaws wife, the other one.

Anyway, while her husband was downstairs making her breakfast, his loving wife was laying in bed sending me texts about how she'd just played with herself whilst thinking about our last encounter.


What a kick in the bollocks for him.


Although I know I was a b8stard for shafting her, I wasn't the one that took the vows.

It's a sobering thought that this man goes to work every day to keep her dressed in whores clothes, just so's she can go out and get layed by people like me.

The moral this sort of thing has taught me, is never completely trust anyone but yourself.



Rupert.