Did you own Huntingdon shares?

2005, if a man kissed me every time you posted the same old stuff...I'd have a sore chin by now.


2005, I'm sure the Arab balls that keep banging against your chin have the same effect?

I'd also by now, have sore lips, as indeed you must have?



2005, if you repeat your same old crap enough times, and I do indeed get a man to kiss me each and every time you repeat it, then you never know 2005......I might get brave enough to one day to allow myself to go that bit further, and join you in being a cock sucker.


2005, have you any dermatologically tested lip moisturiser I can borrow?

Or maybe a pot of something that at least keeps the flies off?

Perhaps a home remedy passed down through the family of 2005's generations?


2005, I'm off out now for that drink.

Fingers crossed you'll post your usual sh1te, and I'll get to kiss loads and loads of burly blokes.



Rupert.