Did you own Huntingdon shares?

Wal, this is nice isn't it.

Bath chat, now football leading to injury chat.

Wal, have you had an accident, trip or fall in the past 3 years?

If so, you can make a claim, well, if you're anything like me you could make half a dozen claims every time you play.

I wear 3/4 lengths now when I play, as they're cooler to play in (cool as in not hot, not hey man cooool, sort of cool).

They're long enough to keep your knees form being ripped apart, and not as sweaty as joggers.

I played in shorts last year, I only did it once.
Now some 1 year later It still looks like someone's put pink lipstick on my knees.

The other thing I've started doing is exaggerating the fall.
Rather than skid along the astro wearing your skin or clothes away, I sort of roll into the fall, but unfortunately I cover myself in sand whilst doing so.

I also always have a can of Fosters behind each goal.

Striker of defending, I don't go thirsty.




Nanny, should ginger people eat peanuts?

Should men pretend to be women and excite other posters?
No they shouldn't. That erection you gave me made me feel sick to the stomach.

and as regards getting some sleep. As my old gran used to say "there's plenty of time for sleep when you're dead".


If she was still alive today, she'd be well over a hundred years old.

Maybe she should of slept, I don't know.

As I say, I'm tired and confused, but I'm not dead yet.


Regards,


Rupert.