Did you own Huntingdon shares?

clive, have you ever heard of 'ying and yang' ?



clive, without evil, there is no good.


Without ugly, there is no beauty.

you can see where I'm heading here already can't you clive?

Anyway, without night, there is no day.


clive, if I said I was clever, where do you think you'd appear on my above comparable list?


You see clive, I'm not the worlds most intelligent chap, but then again, I never tried to lead anyone to believe that I was.


clive, your stupidity lays in the fact that you don't realise just how stupid you are, which in turn..gives me the chance to look clever.


If it wasn't for people like you on here clive, my head would be down and my eyes would be staring at the floor with shame.

As it is clive, you are here, so hoorah for me!


clive, without dry weather, you'd never expect anything but rain.

Without dry days clive, we'd all be "dripping all over" all of the time.


and withought hetrosexuals clive....we'd all be, yep, just like my 7 year old son. (according to you anyway), "gay"


My dinner was 'orrible clive, but without the occasional bad dinner, you wouldn't enjoy the............. ah F8ck it, I'm bored of this now.


Thanks for caring clive. Thanks for your ongoing concern mr field.

Tell me clive, have you ever considered filtering me?

and if not, why not?

I'm off for a bath now, so Wal, if you're reading this..I'll be upstairs if you want to join me?

Sweety?


Rupert.