Did you own Huntingdon shares?

Ripper, I have certificates in my loft for winning numerous spacehopper championships at Butlins during my younger, pre-sex days.


At one point they thought I could hop for England, but I couldn't take the media attention, plus I had homework to do.

I also won every 'picture of health' competition, and 'me Tarzan' competition that I entered, except one I entered when my brother came 1st, and I came 2nd. and that's not a bad record as we used to go twice a year for years.


All the above is as true as I live and breathe, bar the bit about hopping for my country.
I made that bit up, sorry.

So Ripper, keep one of the spacehoppers back, and tell the stepkids it popped.


Game on Ripster!



Rupert.