I have a confession to make... despite the whole world and its mother thinking im knobbing blondie i still havent, in fact i dont think im going to ever too.
is it possible to be best buddys with a good looking blonde?
she is on the phone to me every day planning hers and MY! day...
Sure ive had her sat on my lap, kiss's on the cheeks etc...
but thats all affectionate bullcrap, honestly if at all this will take months and in the meantime im like a bodyguard against all the pervs that chase her.
of which there are many, then theres the bitch girls and there pikey mates jealous of her looks threatening to slash her face.
Dont know if you have ever seen that scene out of the film 'The Business' you know the one with danny dyer, well the bit when there in the nighclub and the dutch turn up and everyone gets ready for a ruck.
That was me and my lot the other night when the pikeys who dont like her turned up, all in the name of protecting blondie aye im such a bl00dy knight!