Biswell's work has sadly failed to reach the desired standard this term.Whilst he received an E for effort his conclusions were biased,unrelated to the data provided and ultimately displayed an abysmal desire to wallow in negativity.
He has failed to do other than irritate his workmates,a situation exacerbated by the unfortunate incident that occurred between Biswell and the Headmaster's dog.Jasper is recovering but it is unlikely he'll ever wag his tail again.
I think it best to remind Biswell that even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.
P.S.Please provide Master Biswell with fresh underwear for 2006.He appears to go through his pants at an alarming rate.