Now this I like. A new job advert in the USA for a sales consultant which starts as follows - BDI "has experienced a significant increase in demand":
"Bond International Software, Inc., a publicly traded software development company, has experienced a significant increase in demand in 2006 and is preparing for an even more exciting year in 2007. Founded in 1973, we are the world’s largest provider of enterprise staffing and recruiting software systems, with a majority of the world’s largest staffing firms using our solutions. In addition to our organic growth, we have acquired two major competitors within the past year. We plan to build on this success by adding motivated sales professionals to our team, a fantastic opportunity to develop your consultative sales skills with opportunity for advancement."