Here are some useful phrases to know when travelling in the mid-east:
KBAR KHALLI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN --
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
EKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PARH GUSH DIVAR --
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to
lie down on the floor with my arms above my head
and my legs apart.
HOWMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GORTEH BANDE --
I agree with everything you have ever said and
thought in your whole life.
CASHAL-EH FASHAL-EH TUPHEMAN NA DEGAT MAN
GOFTAM CHEESHA MOHEMARIR BEHMESHVAREHMA --
If you will do me the kindness of not harming
my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate
by betraying my country in public.
AUTO ARREREGH DA VARTEMAN MA SEPHAHEH-HASTI --
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to
travel in the trunk of your car.
KHREL, JEPAHEH MANEH VA JA CANEN JAYEII AMRIKIAHEY --
I will tell you the names and addresses of many
American spies travelling as CNN reporters.
BALLI, BALLI-BALLI UHJEHYST --
Whatever you say, Excellency.
MARRENTE GHERMEZ AHLIEH GHORBAN --
The red blindfold would be lovely.
TIKEH HUNEH BA OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHGUBE
BOYAST INO BEHGERAM --
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious,
thank you. I must have the recipe.
SERIT HAJAKM BENWET SIFOT TR'DFRAM SA--
Happy New Year!