Saigon, please could you clarify point number two " 2) I've got enough shares left to buy AND sell your sorry ass."
I think you are trying to point out that you still have a lot of shares and I'm pleased to hear that. I confess, however, to being a bit confused by the example you give to demonstrate that point. Unless Poorold is Kylie Monogue, and I have no way of verifying my assumption that he isn't, then surely you would not want to purchase his posterior for any shares let alone a lot? On the sale side I've never seen anything on Ebay and I'm not sure there is a market. I'm grateful for that.
Anyway, happy New Year and I think you may have started your celebrations early!