BioProgress - The intraday chat, banter, abuse & general talk-shite thread
Azuli - Thu, 29 Dec 05 :
Okay I'll start...
GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Bunker play
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
An Eva Braun - Picked up in the bunker
Ball striking
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Russell Grant - a fat iron
A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
Approach Shot
A Sister-in-Law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be
Putting
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
