BioProgress - The intraday chat, banter, abuse & general talk-shite thread

Hmmm. Unkempt ginger beard? Check. Swarthy, wizened complexion? Check. Pint of Glasgow's finest pisswater in hand? Check. Wild, stary eyes complemented by offensive hand gesticulations? Check. Dinner suit & bow tie? Check. Errr...no hang on a minute, that doesn't sound right...ah yes, I forgot, strange elfin-like Robin Hood character growing from his left shoulder? Check.

Excellent. Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you, The Archetypal Scotsman in all his ethanol-soaked ginger glory. Lovely.