I have been trying to think of a way to provoke you into another interesting anecdote, but haven't succeeded so far.
I disgraced myself at the firms Xmas do on Friday by passing out after the meal, then throwing up in the taxi that had to be called to take me home. Luckily the firm has agreed to pay the 50 quid charge for getting the taxi cleaned out. The wife wasn't too happy with me as I got sick all over the carpet when I staggered in. My teenage boys thought it was quite amusing though.
I have learned that one's ability to successfully consume alcohol diminishes significantly with age.