ALBERT FISHER, ATTRACT SAFEWAY DIRECTOR

HAPPY NEW YEAR BOYS (AND GIRLS!)May 2002 turn out to be a happy and prosperous year for us all........

My predictions-

1. Caprice will realise the true value of my FSH shares and declare her undying love for me
2. I WILL buy a porsche...and maybe i'll be able to afford some petrol as well
3. I'll give up the fruit and nut and move upmarket to ferrero rocher
4. FSH will continue the trend of the past year and make us swear at our computers every time the price falls for no apparent reason
5. Osama bin Laden will finally be caught and unmasked Scooby Doo style as none other than Lord Lucan in a fake beard

Please forgive my pointless ramblings........i've got a hsngover!