ADVFN, where will the Shareprice go now (part II)..

Morning all

Have any of you got a mid-life crisis.

When I had been married 25 years I said to my wife, "25 years ago we lived in a rented studio flat, slept on a sofa bed, watched a ten inch black and white TV and ate off of orange boxes and travelled by bus, but I did get to sleep with sexy, sensuous 25 year old nymphomaniac.

Now we have a great big house which we own, a lovely car each, a huge water bed, a 40" plasma TV we eat out at the best restaurants most days, but I get to sleep with a 50 year old woman and lucky to get sex once a month. "You're not keeping your part of the bargain"

Well she has loved me all these years and always has my interests at heart. She said, "Darling, I sympathise with you and if you feel that you can go out and find this 25 year old nymphomaniac I will make absolutely sure that you are living in a rented studio flat, sleeping on a sofa bed eating off orange boxes whilst watching a 10" black and white TV.

Aren't middle age woman good at solvimg problems.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Regards PF