Hi COMMODORE .. Sir .. Your Honour .. my Lord .. whatever,
I'm sorry I didn't get chance to say goodbye, and to wish you a very Merry Xmas & a Happy New Year .. hopefully they have an internet cafe on 'the rock', and you will have the opportunity to 'pop-in'.
Thanks for leaving behind one of your 'cannons', I just hope the Navy doesn't miss it .. cos I don't want you to get into trouble .. hopefully the sight of it will be enough to keep the 'black birds' away .. cos if I have to try and use it, I will probably blow myself up :-)
I look forward to chatting to you again when you are next on shore.
