Merry Christmas to you, and may all your put-downs be big ones.....
8-)
If limericks are the order of the day, how about this one:
There once was a punter called Smiffy -
An ID exceedlingly iffy
He's had so many names
and played so many games -
To believe him you'd have to be squiffy
OR
A gentleman called C150
Told everyone his trades were nifty
He called things just right
tho' some trades were tight
What a pity his means were so shifty....
....or we might have believed him (squiffy or not) and saved a lot of money.
Seasons greetings to one and all - which covers Brevitt whichever way you look at it - and especially to TCP and Ralph for endless entertainment.