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2007 joke thread..


Boischastel - Tue, 02 Jan 07 :

The three astronauts.

One Russian, one American and one Irishman.
They were bragging together about which was the greatest country on earth.
The Russian, says, “We are, as we were the first country to go into space”.
To which the American replied, “No way. We’re the greatest, as we were the first country to land a man on the moon”.
The Irishman looks aghast at these remarks and says, “You think those feats make your countries the best? We can easily top that!”
“How so?” the Russian and American replied in unison.
“We’re going to land on the sun”.
“Are you mad?” the other two asked.
“No, not at all, we’re going at night”.

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