2007 Joke thread (for review and by popular demand)

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of
golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie
on the second.On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his mobile phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a
terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd
be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving
what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get
in a couple more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a
personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his
previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he
remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the
corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your round of golf didn't you!
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past
four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!" "For the rest of her
life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care
giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed
The doctor laughed and said, "Just F#cking with you. She's dead.
What'd you shoot?"