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2006 Joke Thread


Desperate Dan - Sun, 24 Dec 06 :

He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast, then drooling felt her thigh
Her slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
Her hole was wide,he looked inside and all was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, and then ...

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he stuffed the turkey

Happy Christmas you dirty-minded sods !

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