Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when the lights were off because they could not see each’s sign language. After several nights of fumbling around amd misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "honey," she signs, "why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night if you want sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you do not want sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast once." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want sex, reach over and yank on my penis once, and if you do not want sex, yank on my penis...fifty times."
