During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a person should be institutionalised. "Well" said the Director we fill up a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the teaspoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.Do you want a bed near the window."
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Some Childrens Exam Questions and answers received.
Q. Explain one of the processes by which our drinking is made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because removes large polutants such grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A, Keep it in the cow.
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Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping the carpet still on the stairs.
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Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says good-by to his boyhood and looks foward to his adultery.
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Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
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Q. What does "varicose" mean.
A. Nearby.
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Q. Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section".
