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2006 Joke Thread
Ian56 - Wed, 20 Dec 06 :
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
6. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
7.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
8. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?
9. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
10. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
11. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
12. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
13. How Are a TexasTornado And a TennesseeDivorce The Same?
Some body's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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