2006 Joke Thread


myoldmate - Wed, 20 Dec 06 :

If you want an example of what tickles my ribs read this. The first time I read it I nearly collapsed laughing.


A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers, and brown paper shoes."

"Mighty strange," said the cowboy. "What are they hangin' him fer?"

"Rustling," said the bartender.

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