A nymphomaniac goes shopping in Tescos and the sight of all the carrots, cucumbers, courgettes, aubergines, butternut squash and the like put her in the 'mood'. So by the time she was at checkout, she was gagging for it.
There was a handsome young man helping her put all her shopping into bags and he even offered to carry it to her car.
On the way to the car, she turned round and whispered in his ear, "Young man, do you know I have an itchy pussy?"
The young man said, "I am so sorry Madam, I can't tell the difference between one Japanese car and another."
